A Resident Evil Christmas Story by Ty22, literature
Literature
A Resident Evil Christmas Story
One snowy morning, our hero glanced at the calendar and saw that it was getting close to Christmas! Our now festive hero jumped out of bed, borrowed Cassandra's axe, and headed into the forest in search of a tree. Once our hero entered the forest, he wandered around for a while until he found a tree he liked. After cutting the tree down, a group of werewolves appeared after hearing all the noise and started stalking him. Luckily our hero was prepared, and threw a box of dog treats at them and ran off with the tree while the werewolves were distracted. Back at the castle, Lady Dimitrescu and her daughters were looking for Cassandra's missing axe when our hero burst through the door with a tree. "Manthing, I know you aren't the brightest person but even you should know to bring a Lady flowers as a present and not a tree." Lady Dimitrescu said. "What? This isn't for you, it's a Christmas tree. Don't you celebrate that here?" our hero asked while he put the tree up in the
One bright and sunny day, the Summoner was on an important mission. But little did he know that he would be sidetracked into an even more important mission. "Sup, Alfonse. I need to borrow the royal binoculars again." said the Summoner. "Summoner no. The last time you did that, Loki got mad, tied you to a chair, and made you play chess with her for hours until you beat her." Alfonse sighed. "But, it's important this time! Our orb stash might be at stake!" the Summoner exclaimed. He explained that the store only had fat free birdseed and that he was worried that Feh was going to steal some orbs to buy fancy birdseed instead. "I don't think Feh is going to do that but if it will make you feel better go ahead and borrow the binoculars." Alfonse said as he gave the Summoner the royal binoculars. With that, the Summoner left the castle. He walked a while until he found the branch that Feh was sitting on. He jumped into some nearby bushes, whipped out the royal binoculars and
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